Computer Mahabharatham

Brahma – Systems Installation
Vishnu – Systems Administration & Support
Lakshmi – Finance and Accounts consultant
Saraswati – Training and Knowledge Management
Shiva DBA – Crash Specialist
Ganesh – Quality Assuarance & Documentation
Narada – Data transfer
Yama – Reorganization & Downsizing Consultant
Chitragupt – IDP & Personal Records
Apsaras – Downloadable Viruses
Devas – Mainframe Programmers
Surya – Solaris Administrator
Rakshasas – In house Hackers
Ravan – Internet Explorer WWW
Kumbhakarnan – Zombie Process
Lakshman – Support Software and Backup 
Hanuman – Linux/s390
Vaali – M$ Windows
Sugreeva – DOS
Jatayu – Firewall
Dronacharya – System Programmer
Vishwamitra – Sr. Manager Projects
 Shakuni  – Annual appraisal & Promotion
Valmiki – Technical Writer (Ramayana Sign off document)
Krishna – SDLC (Sudarshan Wheel Development Life Cycle)
Dharmaraj Yudhishthira – ISO Consultant (CMM level 5)
Abhimanyu – Trainee Programmer
Bhima – Mainframe Legacy System
Duryodhana – Microsoft product Written in VB
Karna – Contract programmer
Dhrutarashtra – Visual C++
Gandhari – Dreamweaver
100 Kauravas – Microsoft Service Packs and patches

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