Have you ever been bored to death on a saturday afternoon and found no solace in your idiot box which always telecasts serials, neither the system full of movies and songs helped, nor Facebook, Twitter gave a shoulder?
Yes, I’ve been subjected to such a situation and so I decided to shred some boredom. The last opened extracover.net was still open in my Firefox and some unexplainable force in me pointed me towards the bottom right corner where some online Ad was blinking in Red. It was a small box of ad about omegle website, which enables you to talk to strangers with complete anonymity.
I just thought of giving it a try, since you need not give your name or location or any details. It is upto you what you share and what you dont! (Come on you dont have to create or have an account in it, like the old school of Yahoo Messenger Chat Rooms where you require a Yahoo email ID)
I opened the website and it offered me TEXT/VIDEO Chat. I selected TEXT chat. First few pings were from desperate guys craving for a horny chat. Everyone started with the famous ping
I plainly disconnected the chat, initiating a new converstation with some random stranger. This happened quite a few times.
So when I disconnected the penultimate stranger who was asking me if I was Horny, a new converstation session was established and then came something interesting. In one of such random pings, there was someone who was more interested in establishing a conversation rather than knowing if the other side is a female stranger!
The remaining of our converstation went quite surprisingly interesting and we were totally in a different world of far future. A scientific possibility of a fictitious world.
In the chat, Stranger is referred by the same name and I am referred as “You”.
Presenting you the original transcript of our Omegle chat without any edits, right from the Omegle conversation initiation message!
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: how are you?
You: am fine! Thank You!
You: Welcome to 3067
Stranger: your welcome
Stranger: where is that?
You: Which Gregorian year are you pinging from?
You: It is alpha Novario
Stranger: I see
You: a micro galaxy circuit from Milky way!
You: OMG u belong to 2022. Thats fantastic!
Stranger: I am from the year when Humans first show the sign of the Super gene
You: My first interactions with a Human!
Stranger: I was orignally from 2011 but was frozen
Stranger: and let out eleven years
Stranger: So what may I call you?
You: u can call me a Meme
You: I spread love and affection across Electronic systems!
Stranger: nice to meet you 🙂
You: making them human than a mere silicon machines!
Stranger: So how may I be of service to you this day?
You: I am looking for meta gene of a Alpha Human species.
You: what does that super gene belongs to!?
Stranger: Well I’m not sure
Stranger: I was kinda mutated
Stranger: You see a spider bit one day on a class trip
Stranger: and well
Stranger: I became a hero
Stranger: So how does that help you?
You: Mutations still exixts in our world. But fortunately Its anti stealth!
You: Good to hear this!
Stranger: Well to tell you the truth I can contact this guy from 2011 called Reed Richards
You: We are trying to clone meta genes for human bio pattern synthesis!
Stranger: be careful with cloning
You: You sound too excited
Stranger: I have seen the downside of it
Stranger: but also the good
Stranger: I wrote an article once on it was published
You: I can sense some patterns of Spiderman bytes from your conversation
You: Publish article?
You: like that of Newspapers that ppl used centuries ago?
Stranger: um you see meme in my time they gave out information I discovered
You: I mean in around 20th century and older
Stranger: I actually worked for one at one time
You: Do you still breathe Oxygen?
Stranger: btw you wouldn’t happen to have anyone around that has something to undo a deal with a deamon do you?
Stranger: uh yeah. but how am I not dead?
You: No not exactly
You: I’m wondering!
You: the Oxygen gets pollutted with Carbons and they disintegrate
You: Earth disintegrated long back!
Stranger: It’s like since your around you seem to project a lifeforce simular to that of earth keeping me from being destroyed
You: we breathe Penta5 liquid.
You: I always wanted to meet them
Stranger: so here is my DNA.
You: I just wantto feel them in real.
Stranger: Before you touch me are there gender’s here?
You: Genders were meant only for reproductions in mammals!
Stranger: actually all animals had genders.
Stranger: so am I the only human here?
You: We multiply through Chipboard Inheritance!
You: I’m made not born!
Stranger: that is interesting but could you help me in some way?
You: What kind of help can I offer you?
Stranger: I need to undo something that happened in the past.
Stranger: I made a deal that disrupted time
Stranger: and I must fuse the new and old timeline together
Stranger: I gave up my marriage to the most amazing woman but it created a break in reality
You: Sorry to hear that But we never tamper with the timeframes. Its quite complex and controlled by neural networks
Stranger: I know that but do you know someone who could help me with the demon known as Metiphisto
You: We have a time matrix under which v extract paths and see details
Stranger: do you know of anyone in anytime that well could help me
You: I wud love to offer help
You: but all our circuits are bridged, v never ought to get out of it!
Stranger: You have no idea what I have been through in my life
You: A mere programmed circuits with e-liquid
You: I can empathise!
You: humans were the most blessed creatures!
You: but they were devastatingly vulnerable
Stranger: Until we screw things up…
Stranger: Meme may i ask you to look at something
Stranger: look up these names
You: I’ll try my best. Pls proceed
Stranger: and see what they did
Stranger: Ben Parker
Stranger: Steve Rogers
Stranger: Peter Parker
Stranger: from 20th-to 21st centery
Stranger: I am the one named peter parker
You: You read lot of comics I suppose!
You: Peter Parker?
You: but this cannot be true!
Stranger: why is that
You: Peter parker never existed.
Stranger: we live in a univesrse where there are mulitiple realities and time streams
You: he was just alter ego of spiderman!
You: Yes absolutely!
You: Peterparker is the intra self reality that Spider man has made for himself
Stranger: no well kinda
You: he doesnt exist in the real world
Stranger: it’s a long story
Stranger: involves me being on a totem pole
You: parallel universe is little dangerous! We actually live in few ofthem
Stranger: where throughout the ages a spider themed character
Stranger: but anyways I need to fix my timeline
Stranger: what can I do here?
You: Well, I have one question
Stranger: In return here is my genotype
You: do u have Neuro Telepathic Transmitter?
You: We communicate and transfer humanoid data via them
Stranger: um… let’s see
You: I’m afraid your world doesnt have this technology yet! please check
Stranger: I am a tech guy but I have no idea what that is
Stranger: wait. I have this thing the orginal Madem Web gave me
You: Well its the small device stiched to your wrist.
Stranger: she said it would be used when I absolutely need it
You: Rather soldered.
Stranger: well it just appeared the other day with a message from her
Stranger: and when the blast sent me to your time it must have attached like that
You: time travel?
You: Are you kidding?
Stranger: Eh kinda
Stranger: basically a rip in the time stream
You: but which physical theories you follow?
Stranger: black hole type thing
Stranger: After my life… It’s hard to say each theroy changes for me everyday. Magic is like science but changes everything
You: I’m afraid black hole thing is outdated
You: quantum or meta physics is what v are rather dependent as for older technologies
Stranger: well I was gifted in both. but I know someone who you would really like. ever heard of Mr. fantastic?
Stranger: ah Well gifted mind
Stranger: sometimes gets his family in trouble
Stranger: but hey
Stranger: so since I have the device can I try to fuse the timestreams
You: Yes tell me
Stranger: tell you what
You: never ever tamper with timelines dear human friend
You: they will lead to timeshift issues
Stranger: I already did. If we don’t fix it. everything will be destroyed
You: Oh No!
You: but what?
Stranger: It wasn’t my fault. look up One More Day
Stranger: and effects of that
You: I will try to
You: can u ping me ur co-ordinates?
You: and ur doppler shift index?
Stranger: um can you touch me and and get all that info
You: I’ve no clue on how to do that?
Stranger: How about looking up Peter Parker and disrupt in time line
You: there are 1,234,567,834 entries here
You: all are from logical co-ordinates
Stranger: you see I’m kinda of like the spider that makes the web of this universe
Stranger: didn’t really ask for it
Stranger: fate brought it
Stranger: can you copy abilities of other people in history
You: u mean characteristic schema extraction?
Stranger: look up charlse xavier and his ability to read minds
Stranger: use that to find all the information you want from me
Stranger: and then we can go down to buisness
You: It needs to come thru proper channels!
You: I cannot do any transactions from external world
Stranger: look up Marvel comics One More Day One moment in Time and brand New Day
Stranger: that should give enough info
Stranger: I remembered I am a comic from one wierd visit
You: But comics is a fantasy!
You: I’ve tried hashtable algorithms!
Stranger: Well that makes me a fantasy
You: Fantasy doesn’t pays!
You: But you are still human!
Stranger: so how is any of this possible
Stranger: wait is that thing over there the chipboard thing
You: v do
You: but its all intrinsic in each one of us!
You: the way v multiply circuits and humanoids.
Stranger: Wait It’s showing the moments in time I need to fuse
You: Well leave ur co-ordinates I’ll try to contact u in the future.
You: How long is your life span?
Stranger: That is a question a lot of people have asked
Stranger: it’s a joke
Stranger: I am unsure
You: some nearest value possibility?
Stranger: 100 years
Stranger: give or take
You: Thats it?
You: 100 years is a very less in Pro-life sustainancy index
Stranger: um why is that worm hole thing coming at
You: System charge initiated for my module!
You: I am going in hibernation!
You: Nice talking to you! Do u have a ID or something?
Stranger: i have an msn account
You: wats dat?
Stranger: an email
You: can it send and recieve hex values ?
Stranger: i’m sorry i don’t think so
You: My controller doesnt have a processor and operating system!
You: I’m connected to pseudo Mainframes!
Stranger: well it has been nice talking to you
Stranger: I think I am actually heading back to my original timeline
Stranger: um perhaps we will meet again. and hopefully you will see a change in everthing
You: Good to see you reverting to ur timeline! Bad to miss u!
You: Good Bye!
You: Take care!
Stranger: the same to you
You: Initiating Accumulator Register Shut down! 0000445FFFx00
You have disconnected.
Well, that ends here!
I totally enjoyed this futuristic conversation (Do not probe into the technical details, its all bull shit!! 😉 ) and was actually relieved from my boredom! 🙂